PostWhat happens at extreme temperatures

+ 20 degress

Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).

+15 degrees

Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).

+ 10 degrees

Americans shake, russians are plating cucumbers.

+5 degrees

You can see own breath. Italian cars don’t start. Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.

0 degrees

Water freezes in America. In Russia it thickens.

-5 degress

French cars don’t start.


You’re planning a vacation to Australia.


Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.


New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last season picnic.


American cars don’t start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.


German cars don’t start. Hawaiians are dead.


Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pijamas.


Too cold to think. Japanese cars don’t start.


You’re planning a 2 week hot tub bath. Sweedish cars don’t start.


Transportation stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the street.


All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless.


Your eyelid start sticking when you blink. In Alaska people close the bathroom windows.


White bears start moving south.


Hell froze.


Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Laponia. Russians wear earmuff hats.


Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.


Ethylic alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.


Absolute zero. Atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.


90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion.

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