What happens at extreme temperatures
+ 20 degress
Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).
+15 degrees
Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).
+ 10 degrees
Americans shake, russians are plating cucumbers.
+5 degrees
You can see own breath. Italian cars don’t start. Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
0 degrees
Water freezes in America. In Russia it thickens.
-5 degress
French cars don’t start.
-10
You’re planning a vacation to Australia.
-15
Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.
-18
New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last season picnic.
-20
American cars don’t start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.
-25
German cars don’t start. Hawaiians are dead.
-30
Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pijamas.
-35
Too cold to think. Japanese cars don’t start.
-40
You’re planning a 2 week hot tub bath. Sweedish cars don’t start.
-42
Transportation stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the street.
-45
All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless.
-50
Your eyelid start sticking when you blink. In Alaska people close the bathroom windows.
-60
White bears start moving south.
-70
Hell froze.
-73
Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Laponia. Russians wear earmuff hats.
-80
Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-114
Ethylic alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
-273
Absolute zero. Atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
-295
90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion.
