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The Programming Husband
A woman asks her husband – a programmer – to go to shopping. Dear, please go to the grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6 Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loafs of bread. His wife flabbergasted: Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loafs […]
Early Retirement Bonus
The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general’s body, with the general getting to select any pair of points […]
A Terrible Headache
The doctor said, “Jerry, the good news is that I can cure your headaches, the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is […]
Damn It
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, “I want to open a damn checking account.” To which the astonished woman replies, I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?” “Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a […]
Its the same in the doll world
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager: How much is that new Barbie in the window? The Manager replied: Which one? We […]
Good joke – Must be read
A woman has been married to her husband for ten years, and for all those ten years her husband insisted on making love in the dark. No matter how much she asked him, he would never turn the lights on. One night she grew tired of this and turned on the light while they were […]
