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Indian Chief “Two Eagles” was asked by a US government official: You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress and the damage he’s done. The chief nodded in agreement. The official continued: Considering all the events, in your opinion, where did the […]

It’s unknown if this parallel DB25 to serial Mini DIN-8 to USB converting ghetto chain works but it really looks cool 🙂

This probably is the roommate everybody wants : 🙂

Everybody loves a good night out … a few beers with your friends, a good chat and then … you’re drunk 🙂 Nothing bad at this (as long as you don’t get drunk every evening) but what happens when you get home ? You try and try to open the door but that damn key […]

I wonder how much white paint the owner has left 😀

A woman asks her husband – a programmer – to go to shopping. Dear, please go to the grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6 Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loafs of bread. His wife flabbergasted: Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loafs […]

The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general’s body, with the general getting to select any pair of points […]

And there you have it: the most useless machine man ever invented:

I’m pretty sure I just figured out where my next vacation should be: Vegas baby 😀

We all know that composing a good song takes a lot of time and talent. Songwriters Bangalter, Thomas; De Homem-christo and G-m show off their talent in Daft Punk’s Around the World song. Here are the lyrics: Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world […]