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Dear Dad
Letter home from school … Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. […]
Why Windows comes with Internet Explorer Pre-installed
Here’s why whenever you install Windows ( from Windows 95 to Windows 8 ) Internet Explorer is there on your hard drive already installed: and yes … it doesn’t shine at this either 😀
Pictures from a developer’s life
Here are some nice photos with even better captions from a developer’s life: When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug When the project manager enters the office When I’m deploying code to production When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning When my regex […]
The best computer sale ad EVER
Amazing ad … can’t say anything else. Why are you getting read of such a fine machine :))) Porn has never touched this machine :))) Help him find a home for this purebred machine of manliness when he’s asking for only 2000 USD and you won’t […]
If browsers were guns
No really … what if browsers were guns ? Make sure you scroll all the way down 🙂
A little girl on a plane
A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total […]
The Difference Between Diaries
Her Diary Tonight I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn’t […]
Amazing medical facts
1. Nobody can open their all the way and stick their tongue out past their lips 2. 90% of people that read this tried that 3. 100% just learned it was false 5. Approximately 51% of people laughed 6. Most of you didn’t notice that I skipped number 4 6. Most of you just went […]
Balls
The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers […]
