Are you a Geek?
You are if:
- You have more removable storage than everyone in your class or office put together.
- You play video games alone on a Friday evening.
- You have more removable storage than some people have hard drive space.
- You have ASCII pr0n in your dorm.
- You see car number plates with computer acronyms and actually laugh.
- You walk around with access to an Instant Messaging service.
- You correct your teacher in your computing class.
- You dream about coding and spend all day doing it.
- You’re going to a hotel with a girl and you think of taking your computer along just because they have highspeed internet!
- You can complete four years worth of college computer classes in a summer of independant study
- You use leet speak in real life.
- You tell someone to scroll down instead of turn the page when talking about a book.
- You say LOL after someone tells a joke in Real Life.
- You need a spare room to hold your spare keyboards, mice and all the other stuff for your computer
- The power goes out, and all you think of is MY UPTIME!!
- You’ve read all these.
- You’ve read all these, and do more than 5 of them.
