Sava's Place

/*
(c) 1995 – 2009 Microsoft Corporation
*/


#include dos.h
#include win95.h
#include win98.h
#include sco_unix.h

class WindowsVista extends Windows XP implements Nothing {
   int TotalNewFeatures = 3;
   int TotalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
   float NumberOfBugs = 345889E+08;
   boolean ReadyForRelease = FALSE;

   void main {
      while(!CRASHED) {
            if(first_time_install) {
                  if(installed_RAM < 2GB || processorSpeed < 4Ghz) {                            MessageBox(“Hardware Incompatibility Error”);
                           GetKeyPress();
                           BSOD();
                  }
                  Make10GBSwapFile();
                  SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
                  AddRandomDriver();
                  MessageBox(“Driver Incompatibility Error”);
                  GetKeyPress();
                  BSOD();
            }
            //printf(“Welcome to Windows 2000”);
            //printf(“Welcome to Windows XP”);
            printf(“Welcome to Windows Vista”);
            if(still_not_crashed) {
                  CheckUserLicence();
                  DoubleCheckUserLicence();
                  TripleCheckUserLicence();
                  RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();
                  DisplayFancyGraphics();
                  FlickerHardDriveLED();
                  RunWindowsXP();
            }
      }
   }
}