If browsers were women
Firefox
If you meet Firefox, it’s all you can think about. She just puts to much stuff in your memory! Even though she may drive you crazy, men find it hard to dump Mrs. Firefox. It’s not because of herself, it’s more because of the stuff she gets from that huge bunch of her admirers. All those gadgets you can use anytime while dating her makes your life so much easier. Oh, if only other women were so open for gifts …
Opera
Slim, sexy and tough, she’ll be just for you if you’re into that kind of women. She’s really good in the bedroom, you’ll enjoy her performance. She won’t let you inside though, so full satisfaction is not guaranteed.
Safari
She’s a hottie. You feel really cool being with her. However there’s something you might find frustrating about her. She brings her iFriends with her without asking you when you invite her home.
Internet Explorer
For most, she’s the first woman they tried. She’s really easy, but can get you infected.
A small update. I received this in my email … it was forwarded by a contact of mine. I didn’t know who had copyright on it. Thank you 🙁 for letting me know in your comment.
So … thank you Paul for this.
