Observations on Lethality
The Japanese eat very little fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians
The French eat lots of fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians
The Japanese drink very little red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians
The French (and Italians) drink excessive amounts of red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians.
Conclusion:
Eat and drink whatever you like, and in any quantities; it is speaking English that kills you.
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