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If browsers were guns
No really … what if browsers were guns ? Make sure you scroll all the way down
A little girl on a plane
A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total [...]
The Difference Between Diaries
Her Diary Tonight I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn’t [...]
Amazing medical facts
1. Nobody can open their all the way and stick their tongue out past their lips 2. 90% of people that read this tried that 3. 100% just learned it was false 5. Approximately 51% of people laughed 6. Most of you didn’t notice that I skipped number 4 6. Most of you just went [...]
Balls
The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers [...]
Where White Man Went Wrong …
Indian Chief “Two Eagles” was asked by a US government official: You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress and the damage he’s done. The chief nodded in agreement. The official continued: Considering all the events, in your opinion, where did the [...]
The Parallel Port Is Not Dead
It’s unknown if this parallel DB25 to serial Mini DIN-8 to USB converting ghetto chain works but it really looks cool
Simple Key Lock
Everybody loves a good night out … a few beers with your friends, a good chat and then … you’re drunk Nothing bad at this (as long as you don’t get drunk every evening) but what happens when you get home ? You try and try to open the door but that damn key just [...]
