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And there you have it: the most useless machine man ever invented:

I’m pretty sure I just figured out where my next vacation should be: Vegas baby

We all know that composing a good song takes a lot of time and talent. Songwriters Bangalter, Thomas; De Homem-christo and G-m show off their talent in Daft Punk’s Around the World song. Here are the lyrics:

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around [...]

Mr. Bond, I think you will find that escape from this room is quite impossible. Muwhahahahahaha !

The doctor said, “Jerry, the good news is that I can cure your headaches, the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is [...]

1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not [...]

Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.
 
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
 
Baseball is wrong – man with four balls cannot walk.
 
War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.
 
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
 
Man who fight with [...]

We all know that pregnant women need a lot of attention and care. Here are some not so average pregnancy tips:

This is the smartest and the funniest parrot I ever saw. Enjoy the video and a good laugh
 

Let me present you the typical human thinking: