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Dear Dad

Letter home from school …   Dear Dad,   $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. […]

Why Windows comes with Internet Explorer Pre-installed

Why Windows comes with Internet Explorer Pre-installed

Here’s why whenever you install Windows ( from Windows 95 to Windows 8 ) Internet Explorer is there on your hard drive already installed: and yes … it doesn’t shine at this either 😀

Pictures from a developer’s life

Pictures from a developer's life

  Here are some nice photos with even better captions from a developer’s life:   When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug When the project manager enters the office When I’m deploying code to production When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning When my regex […]

The best computer sale ad EVER

The best computer sale ad EVER

Amazing ad … can’t say anything else.       Why are you getting read of such a fine machine :)))       Porn has never touched this machine :)))       Help him find a home for this purebred machine of manliness when he’s asking for only 2000 USD and you won’t […]

If browsers were guns

If browsers were guns

No really … what if browsers were guns ? Make sure you scroll all the way down 🙂

A little girl on a plane

A little girl on a plane

A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”   The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total […]

The Difference Between Diaries

The Difference Between Diaries

Her Diary Tonight I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn’t […]

Amazing medical facts

Amazing medical facts

1. Nobody can open their all the way and stick their tongue out past their lips 2. 90% of people that read this tried that 3. 100% just learned it was false 5. Approximately 51% of people laughed 6. Most of you didn’t notice that I skipped number 4 6. Most of you just went […]

Balls

Balls

The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers […]

The Best Way To Sell AdSpace

The Best Way To Sell AdSpace

So … you want to sell adspace on your website ? Here’s an idea :