Good: You decide you don’t wanna have anymore kids
Bad: You cannot find your birth control pills
Fatal: They are in your doughters pourse.
Good: Your son always makes his homework in his room.
Bad: You find a lot of porn dvd’s in his room.
Fatal: You are the star in those movies.
Good: Your husband knows a lot about women fashion
Bad: He dresses up in your clothes.
Fatal: They look better on him.
Good: Your son is all grown up.
Bad: He is screwing the neighbours wife.
Fatal: So are you
Good: Your daughter finaly found herself a job.
Bad: She’s a prostitute.
Fatal: Your work collegues are her clients.
Good: You teach your daughter some sexology.
Bad: She is allways interupting
Fatal: She is correcting you.