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Are you a Geek?

You are if:

  • You have more removable storage than everyone in your class or office put together.
  • You play video games alone on a Friday evening.
  • You have more removable storage than some people have hard drive space.
  • You have ASCII pr0n in your dorm.
  • You see car number plates with computer acronyms and actually laugh.
  • You walk around with access to an Instant Messaging service.
  • You correct your teacher in your computing class.
  • You dream about coding and spend all day doing it.
  • You’re going to a hotel with a girl and you think of taking your computer along just because they have highspeed internet!
  • You can complete four years worth of college computer classes in a summer of independant study
  • You use leet speak in real life.
  • You tell someone to scroll down instead of turn the page when talking about a book.
  • You say LOL after someone tells a joke in Real Life.
  • You need a spare room to hold your spare keyboards, mice and all the other stuff for your computer
  • The power goes out, and all you think of is MY UPTIME!!
  • You’ve read all these.
  • You’ve read all these, and do more than 5 of them.

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