A perfect man and a perfect woman met on a perfect day.
After some perfect dates they had a perfect wedding.
One night during Christmas they drove there perfect car on a dangerous road, but suddenly they saw a man on the side of the road, and because they are perfect they stopped for him and they discovered that that man is Santa, and he is carrying a bag of gifts.
Santa got in the car and they drove away.
After a couple of minutes there was an accident and 2 of them died. Only the woman survived…
Why did the woman survive, you ask?… because the perfect man and Santa does not exist.
If you are a woman: Stop reading here.
If you are a man: If the perfect man and Santa does not exist, that means that the woman was driving and that explains the accident.
If you are a woman and you kept reading: You just proved that women wont listen!