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100 Funny One-Liners

1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my [...]

Confucius Say

Confucius Say

Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.   Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.   Baseball is wrong – man with four balls cannot walk.   War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.   Wife who put husband in doghouse [...]

Not That Kind Of Pregnancy Tips Book

Not That Kind Of Pregnancy Tips Book

We all know that pregnant women need a lot of attention and care. Here are some not so average pregnancy tips:

Einstein The Parrot

Einstein The Parrot

This is the smartest and the funniest parrot I ever saw. Enjoy the video and a good laugh  

Why Humans Are Never Satisfied

Why Humans Are Never Satisfied

Let me present you the typical human thinking:

Career Path

Career Path

When top level guys look down they see only shit … When bottom level guys look up they see only assholes.

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to you all. But … did you know what Santa really does while you’re sleeping and waiting for presents ? Photos created by Matthew Inman

Those Chicks Are Coming

Those Chicks Are Coming

Those chicks are coming … so act cool.

Bill Gates in Hell

Bill Gates in Hell

Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of [...]

The Deadly Gumball Machine

The Deadly Gumball Machine

Caution Gumballs and jumping balls mixed together

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