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1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my [...]

Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.   Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.   Baseball is wrong – man with four balls cannot walk.   War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.   Wife who put husband in doghouse [...]

We all know that pregnant women need a lot of attention and care. Here are some not so average pregnancy tips:

This is the smartest and the funniest parrot I ever saw. Enjoy the video and a good laugh  

Let me present you the typical human thinking:

When top level guys look down they see only shit … When bottom level guys look up they see only assholes.

Merry Christmas to you all. But … did you know what Santa really does while you’re sleeping and waiting for presents ? Photos created by Matthew Inman

Those chicks are coming … so act cool.

Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of [...]

Caution Gumballs and jumping balls mixed together