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I wonder how much white paint the owner has left

A woman asks her husband – a programmer – to go to shopping. Dear, please go to the grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6 Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loafs of bread. His wife flabbergasted: Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loafs [...]

The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general’s body, with the general getting to select any pair of points [...]

And there you have it: the most useless machine man ever invented:

I’m pretty sure I just figured out where my next vacation should be: Vegas baby

We all know that composing a good song takes a lot of time and talent. Songwriters Bangalter, Thomas; De Homem-christo and G-m show off their talent in Daft Punk’s Around the World song. Here are the lyrics: Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world [...]

Mr. Bond, I think you will find that escape from this room is quite impossible. Muwhahahahahaha !

The doctor said, “Jerry, the good news is that I can cure your headaches, the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is [...]

1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my [...]

Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.   Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.   Baseball is wrong – man with four balls cannot walk.   War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.   Wife who put husband in doghouse [...]