Sava's Place

+ 20 degress

Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).

+15 degrees

Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).

+ 10 degrees

Americans shake, russians are plating cucumbers.

+5 degrees

You can see own breath. Italian cars don’t start. Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.

0 degrees

Water freezes in America. In Russia it thickens.

-5 degress

French cars don’t start.

-10

You’re planning a vacation to Australia.

-15

Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.

-18

New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last season picnic.

-20

American cars don’t start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.

-25

German cars don’t start. Hawaiians are dead.

-30

Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pijamas.

-35

Too cold to think. Japanese cars don’t start.

-40

You’re planning a 2 week hot tub bath. Sweedish cars don’t start.

-42

Transportation stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the street.

-45

All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless.

-50

Your eyelid start sticking when you blink. In Alaska people close the bathroom windows.

-60

White bears start moving south.

-70

Hell froze.

-73

Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Laponia. Russians wear earmuff hats.

-80

Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

-114

Ethylic alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.

-273

Absolute zero. Atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.

-295

90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion.