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While most kids are out in the park playing with their dogs, 10 year old Zoe Pemberton put her 61 year old grandmother, Marian Goldall up for sale. I guess her grandmother’s incessant nagging was too much to take, and with a laptop right in front of her, she came up with an ingenious idea [...]

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control [...]

Since it Halloween today I want to wish you happy trick or treating and here’s something to brighten up the day. The greatest Halloween costume ever seen: The Iron Man

/* (c) 1995 – 2009 Microsoft Corporation */ #include dos.h #include win95.h #include win98.h #include sco_unix.h class WindowsVista extends Windows XP implements Nothing {    int TotalNewFeatures = 3;    int TotalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;    float NumberOfBugs = 345889E+08;    boolean ReadyForRelease = FALSE;    void main {       while(!CRASHED) {             if(first_time_install) {                   if(installed_RAM < 2GB || processorSpeed < 4Ghz) { [...]

Imagine there’s no Windows, It’s easy if you try. No fatal errors or new bugs To kill your hard drives. Imagine Mr. Bill Gates Leaving us in peace. Imagine neverending hard disks, It isn’t hard to do. Nothing to del or wipe off And no floppy too Imagine Mr. Bill Gates Sharing all his money [...]

Here’s a very funny letter from a lady that’s been living with a sex maniac for the past 22 years:

Microsoft Windows is a series of software operating systems and graphical user interfaces produced by Microsoft. Microsoft first introduced an operating environment named Windows in November 1985 as an add-on to MS-DOS in response to the growing interest in graphical user interfaces (GUIs). Microsoft Windows came to dominate the world’s personal computer market, overtaking Mac [...]

We’ve all been through this, remember ? Every New Semester After 1st Week: After 2nd Week: Before the Mid-Term Exam: During The Mid-Term Exam: After The Mid-Term Exam: Before the Final Exam: Once We get the Schedule of Final exam: 7 Days Before Final exam: 6 Days Before Final exam: 5 Days Before Final exam: [...]

No really … AdBlock was invented just for this: The picture is to big so I added the thumbnail because I care about my layout . Click on the image to view it full size.

Here’s a sign that should be put on every street in Romania.