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The Parallel Port Is Not Dead

The Parallel Port Is Not Dead

It’s unknown if this parallel DB25 to serial Mini DIN-8 to USB converting ghetto chain works but it really looks cool

A Great Roommate

A Great Roommate

This probably is the roommate everybody wants :

Come On Paint Me White Again

Come On Paint Me White Again

I wonder how much white paint the owner has left

The Programming Husband

A woman asks her husband – a programmer – to go to shopping. Dear, please go to the grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6 Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loafs of bread. His wife flabbergasted: Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loafs […]

Early Retirement Bonus

Early Retirement Bonus

The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general’s body, with the general getting to select any pair of points […]

The Most Useless Machine Ever

The Most Useless Machine Ever

And there you have it: the most useless machine man ever invented:

Why My Next Vacation Will Be In Vegas

Why My Next Vacation Will Be In Vegas

I’m pretty sure I just figured out where my next vacation should be: Vegas baby

Around The World-Lyrics

We all know that composing a good song takes a lot of time and talent. Songwriters Bangalter, Thomas; De Homem-christo and G-m show off their talent in Daft Punk’s Around the World song. Here are the lyrics: Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world […]

Escaping This Room Is Impossible

Escaping This Room Is Impossible

Mr. Bond, I think you will find that escape from this room is quite impossible. Muwhahahahahaha !

A Terrible Headache

A Terrible Headache

The doctor said, “Jerry, the good news is that I can cure your headaches, the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is […]