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The Programming Husband
A woman asks her husband – a programmer – to go to shopping. Dear, please go to the grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6 Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loafs of bread. His wife flabbergasted: Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loafs [...]
Early Retirement Bonus
The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general’s body, with the general getting to select any pair of points [...]
H2O Is A Dangerous Chemical
A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control [...]
Damn It
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, “I want to open a damn checking account.” To which the astonished woman replies, I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?” “Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a [...]
Great Joke – Brokeback Woman
This is the best joke I read these days so I thought I’d share it with you. A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys [...]
